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		<title>Pee Golf Club</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Need to relieve yourself at the golf course? Use the Uroclub to get the job done! Or just go piss in the bushes. So they are expecting you to pee in a club, then put it back in your bag. And hope that pee doesn&#8217;t drip out&#8230; I hope the cap secures well. Here is the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Need to relieve yourself at the golf course?  Use the Uroclub to get the job done!  Or just go piss in the bushes.</p>
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<p>So they are expecting you to pee in a club, then put it back in your bag.  And hope that pee doesn&#8217;t drip out&#8230;<br />
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<p>I hope the cap secures well.</p>
<p><strong>Here is the actual Uroclub commercial:</strong><br />
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		<title>Phoenix Open Security Guard Eats Dirt Chasing After &#8220;Streakers&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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